Total Medals Earned: 677 (From 182 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,455 Points
Medals Earned: 18/20 (350/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/34 (5/500 points)
Completed the tutorial
Bought the Illustrated book
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/50 points)
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
You got killed by the Weebl
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/130 points)
Beat the farm levels.
Beat the urban levels.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds