Total Medals Earned: 677 (From 182 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,455 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/200 points)
Set a cat on fire.
Beat the tutorial levels.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 16/21 (195/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
It's just too hard to resist...
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Proven to double your chances!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (80/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 6/10 (85/130 points)
Have completed the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Submit Highscore
100% Accurate in one level
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/150 points)
Find the hidden item in The Infected Waterway
Find the hidden item in Mama's Nest
Find the hidden item in Felix's Hideout
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You oppose SOPA & PIPA
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
Far Right Smoosh
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
What an entertaining pastime!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!